Yes, I know, lists like this are on every geek's web site and most of their entries tend to be alike. You've seen one and you've seen them all. Here it goes all the same, mostly to indulge my ego. Have fun, if you think this might be entertaining.
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about
programming, is not worth knowing.
Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to
add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should,
therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
Purely applicative languages are poorly applicable.
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
It is practically impossible to teach good programming to
students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential
programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of
Edsger W. Dijkstra
A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of
A C programmer knows the cost of anything but the pointer to
Think of C++ as an object-oriented assembly language.
Visual Basic is not an object oriented language, it is an object
based language. It is a poor imitation of an object system for
a poor imitation of a programming language that poor imitations
of programmers use to write poor imitations of programs for poor
imitations of employers who pay poor imitations of programmers
salaries. I think I beat that one to death.
Jim H. Jacobs
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Nicholas Murray Butler
The purpose of a graphical user interface is to make simple
things simpler and complex things impossible.
I have stopped reading Stephen King novels. Now I just read C
Richard A. O'Keefe
Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description
Life, loath it or hate it, you can't like it.
Being really good at C++ is like being really good at using
rocks to sharpen sticks.
Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp".
Fashion is mistaken for good design; moral fashion is mistaken
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.
Those who don't understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it,
What is wrong is that we have invented the technology to
eliminate scarcity, but we are deliberately throwing it away to
benefit those who profit from scarcity.
The required techniques of effective reasoning are pretty
formal, but as long as programming is done by people that don't
master them, the software crisis will remain with us and will be
considered an incurable disease. And you know what incurable
diseases do: they invite the quacks and charlatans in, who in
this case take the form of Software Engineering gurus.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
Was ist ist,
Was nicht ist ist möglich
People without qualities tend to regard money as a quality and
do anything to improve more and more on that.
Absolute certainty is a privilege of uneducated minds - and
Cassius J. Keyser
Chi fuma uccide anche te: digli di bucarsi.
(roughly: Who smokes kills you too: tell him to shoot up.)
Don't let school interfere with your education.
It needs some clues to get to a conclusion.
Intelligent people need fewer clues to get to a conclusion.
It doesn't need any clue at all for an imbecile to jump to a conclusion.
Unix has become popular since geeks prefer to pay for an
education rathen then pay a software vendor.
History is written by those who can't read it. Thus it's
destined to repeat itself over and over again.
Rock singers are those who think things may seem more
interesting if yelled to a microphone.
Learning of many things does not teach intelligence.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how
to turn numbers into letters with ASCII -- and we thought it was
a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it
was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's